Coming Soon: Scariest TV Show About Scariest Book About Ebola

Ebola mania has reached Hollywood: Richard Preston's The Hot Zone, the scariest fucking book in the English language, is now being turned into a TV show about the deadly disease. The Hollywood Reporter reports that director Ridley Scott has been working with producer Lynda Obst for the past year to adapt the 1994… » 10/17/14 11:40am Friday 11:40am

Chrisley Knows Best Dad Doesn't Have Time for Hillbilly Bullshit

USA's Chrisley Knows Best premiered its second season last night, the latest flash-fried televisual delicatessen. For those who've never had the pleasure: Chrisley stars Todd Chrisley, a businessman and the "patriarch of perfection," his wife, and multiple children. This follows in the successful demi-sitcom… » 10/15/14 12:30pm 10/15/14 12:30pm

A Very Recent History of Real-Life Couples on TV

NBC's new comedy Marry Me, premiering tonight, is written by Happy Endings' David Caspe and, like that show, stars his wife Casey Wilson. It's important that you know Caspe and Wilson are married; should you not, they will remind you—it's the hook of lots of their press coverage. But this sort of thing isn't new, the… » 10/14/14 9:00am 10/14/14 9:00am

Your Walking Dead Premiere Primer

The Walking Dead, America's most popular fantasy about infectious disease, violence, and despair, returns Sunday night for season 5, what will certainly be its most successful yet. And while we never know who is alive or where they are going or who is even running this show anymore—we know this: There may be cannibals. » 10/10/14 10:30am 10/10/14 10:30am

Space Teen Romance Roswell and Its High-Powered Hollywood Legacy

Roswell aired on The WB and then UPN for three seasons, and it turns 15 today. Besides being a forerunner of the kind of adapted-for-the-screen YA that makes up the majority of most culture popularly available on Earth today, it also invented the majority of the most famous people you can think of: Katherine Heigl,… » 10/06/14 11:00am 10/06/14 11:00am

TV's Ugliest Teen Turns 15 Today

The WB's Popular, Ryan Murphy's hallucinogenic dramedy about high school cliques tossed together by the cyclone of fate, turns 15 today. But Mary Cherry, its greatest accomplishment, is timeless. Stupid, selfish, rude, wealthy—as a nation we are always just about to catch up with Cherry, re: how awful it is possible… » 9/29/14 11:27am 9/29/14 11:27am

What S.H.I.E.L.D. Is Getting Right and What It Could Still Get Wrong

Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. returns tonight after a first season that most of us can't remember, but we're hopeful. Co-creator Joss Whedon and cohorts are always making bad television that then somehow swerves into greatness, shows about teenaged female vampire slayers and very old neurotic serial killers and… » 9/22/14 11:00pm 9/22/14 11:00pm

First Great Medical Drama ER Turns 20 Today

ER turns 20 today and usually we are still talking about ER because it is the First Great Medical Drama, the Last Great Network Drama (30+ million viewers weekly), or because reruns, you know? But its most sustained success was the cast, exceptional from the beginning and over 15 seasons, including more than 25… » 9/19/14 8:00am 9/19/14 8:00am

Tim & Eric's New Show Actually Doesn't Suck

Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim are returning to Adult Swim tonight with a new anthology, Tim & Eric's Bedtime Stories, premiering at 12:15 a.m., and what you should know is: You, like me, can be a totally hip, with-it kind of person and be exhausted with Tim & Eric, with Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! and Tim… » 9/18/14 11:10am 9/18/14 11:10am

Exploring Spinoff Failure and Success on the 10th Anniversary of Joey

Let us remember, 10 years later on this day, that it must have seemed like such a perfect idea to give Joey Tribbiani his own spin-off of Friends, just the perfect way to extend the brand loyalty that had helped make NBC into America's No. 1 network. Because Joey, starring Joey, could not be anything but. Instead, t » 9/09/14 9:55am 9/09/14 9:55am

How To Catch Up for Doctor Who's Saturday Premiere

Doctor Who is a show so old and so storied that there is no one way to prepare yourself for the task of enjoying it. Depending on your own concept of linearity and time, the series is about to begin its eighth or its thirty-fourth season. The show's virtues are legion; its fans, legionnaire. But what they do not tell… » 8/22/14 8:30am 8/22/14 8:30am

Teen Wolf's Risky Cast Changes, Under Review

Tonight is Teen Wolf's Game Changer. We get about three of these a season and tonight promises the reveal of The Benefactor, the him or her who has hired a coterie of assassins to clear out the show's supernaturals. More people will die, and there are already so many corpses, like Allison Argent, the series' nominal… » 8/18/14 11:30am 8/18/14 11:30am

The Problem With TNT's Legends Is Not Its Shitty Title

We have all been fooled thus far into thinking that TNT's Legends is a new TV series ("from the producers of 24!") instead of what it is, beneath the scowls: An elaborate waterwheel to harness and disperse the power of its star, Sean Bean. There is a proud tradition of this sort of thing, grabbing hold of a… » 8/13/14 3:20pm 8/13/14 3:20pm

Winners and Losers From 20 Years of Inside the Actors Studio

James Lipton would already like to sleep with every single person who joins him on stage for Inside the Actors Studio, which is only one of the reasons that I think appearing on the show is probably a terribly complex feat of acting. You so have to try; and only signal the effort insofar as it makes us love you more.… » 8/12/14 1:00pm 8/12/14 1:00pm

Please Stop Talking About the Future of Arrested Development

You should know that this kind of thing, this thing here where Will Arnett announces to a screaming late-night audience that more Arrested Development will be coming and then every TV-themed blog or vertical in the world writes the same 125-word post about that announcement, that shit is so 2009. Having to go through… » 8/08/14 3:00pm 8/08/14 3:00pm